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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Reported on Reddit:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Going viral on WeChat:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Reported on X:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Shared recently on X:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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Being awake is the worst.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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Trending via Messenger:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Seen just now on Threads:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Making waves on Messenger:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Trending via X:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Just landed via TikTok:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Making waves on WeChat:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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