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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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57 shares on Messenger this month:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

64 shares on Threads this month:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

28 shares on Threads this month:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

74 shares on Discord this month:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

80 shares on Discord this month:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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