25 Funny ice cream quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

  Commentary:
  "That's when you know even the ice cream has a curfew! 🍦⏰😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

  Commentary:
  "Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! 🍦💸 Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! 😂 #FinancialLessonsInDessert"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic breakfast dilemma – should I have eggs or ice cream? Why not both and call it a balanced diet! Who knew that the secret to starting your day off right was a scoop of Rocky Road? Ice cream for breakfast: breaking rules and breaking fasts."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

  Commentary:
  "5pm on a Friday mood: 'Call me a McDonald's ice-cream machine because I'm not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of tragedy in every spoonful… A heart-wrenching drama of unrequited ice cream love 😢🍦 Maybe it's time to upgrade to a bigger bowl or simply embrace the art of double-dipping! 😏 #IceCreamStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you were told the ice cream machine was broken at McDonald's, you might want to take that as a compliment in disguise! Who knew getting denied ice cream could be a subtle flattery? 🍦😂 #IceCreamDiscrimination"

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