31 Funny ice cream quotes — Wordgag ツ

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

2 months ago2 months ago

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

2 months ago2 months ago

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

2 months ago2 months ago

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

2 months ago2 months ago

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

2 months ago2 months ago

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

4 months ago4 months ago

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

4 months ago4 months ago

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Mar 18, 2025

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Mar 18, 2025

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Mar 17, 2025

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Mar 17, 2025

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Feb 25, 2025

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Jan 27, 2025

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Jan 26, 2025

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Jan 26, 2025

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Jan 25, 2025

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Jan 24, 2025

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Jan 24, 2025

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Jan 24, 2025