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Funny ice cream quotes

Jun 14
Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
May 12
Share →: One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.
Sep 29
Share →: I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.
Sep 28
Share →: I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.
Sep 23
Share →: Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.
Sep 22
Share →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.
Sep 22
Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.
Sep 22
Share →: Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.
Sep 22
Share →: The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
Sep 22
Share →: The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.