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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Making waves on Instagram:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Breaking via Messenger:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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53 shares on Threads this month:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

45 shares on Slack this month:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

84 shares on X this month:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Breaking via Messenger:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Going viral on YouTube:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Trending via YouTube:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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