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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Reported on Discord:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Just landed via Reddit:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Reported on Facebook:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Trending via LinkedIn:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Just landed via Instagram:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Just landed via YouTube:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Live now on Instagram:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Going viral on TikTok:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Trending via Threads:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Seen just now on Discord:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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