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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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6 months ago
Share →: It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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Oh, the irony of playing against a computer in Scrabble! 🧠💻 It's like a silent battle of wits where victory feels hollow without the satisfaction of seeing your opponent fume in defeat. Maybe we should program a victory dance emoji for the computer to use when it beats us. 💃🏼🕺🏻 In the meantime, let's keep that competitive spirit alive, even if our opponent lacks the flair for dramatics. 😜🏆