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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Live now on Discord:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Just shared via TikTok:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Going viral on X:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Going bananas on Slack:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Just landed via X:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Shared recently on Threads:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Going viral on Reddit:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Shared recently on Slack:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Making waves on Slack:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Making waves on YouTube:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Going viral on Telegram:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Going bananas on Slack:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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