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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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