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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Trending via Facebook:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Making waves on Messenger:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Making waves on Twitch:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Breaking via YouTube:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Spotted on X:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Going viral on Twitch:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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89 shares on Facebook this month.
I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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3 months ago

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23 shares on Pinterest this month.

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31 shares on Messenger this month:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

90 shares on Slack this month:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Just landed via Threads:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Live now on Instagram:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Going bananas on Discord:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Trending via Instagram:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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