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“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Broadcasted on Threads:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Making waves on TikTok:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I hope this email kills us both.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

100 shares on X this month:

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

94 shares on Twitch this month:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Time needs a speed limit.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Going viral on Messenger:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Trending via Discord:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

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