Funny invest quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

  Commentary:
  🤣💸 "If I hit the jackpot and go into the billboard business, it'll be the best-kept secret… but the signs will spill the beans! Talk about a silent yet loud financial flex! 💰🔥 #MoneyTalks #BillboardWhisperer" 🏆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

  Commentary:
  "🍝💰 'Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.' 🤑🔮 Looks like the future is shaped by carb-loaded success stories! 🚀🍝 Invest in noodles, reap the delicious rewards! 😄👌 #PastaProfits"

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