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Every time someone underestimates me, I feel like the surprise twist in the final scene of a poorly-organized mystery novel.
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It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.
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Adulting: where the only prerequisite is realizing you're your own plot twist 😅🤔🔮
Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.
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When your popcorn deserves Best Supporting Actor but the film doesn't 🌽🎬😆
The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.
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Playing the Oscar-worthy role of 'Enthusiastic Employee #1' every day! 🎭😅
All roads lead to disappointment.
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But hey, at least they all have Wi-Fi now! 📶😂
I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.
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Ignorance is bliss, but reality needs better PR. 😅🌍🤯
Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?
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Sounds like Satan's running one very confusing employee training program down there! 🔥😈🙃
This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.
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Still waiting for my "life upgrade" package to arrive! 😂📦😷
I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.
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Turning my phone addiction into a computer addiction—progress? 😅💻📱
Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.
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Proof that even my consciousness has buyer's remorse 😂🧠💭