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Guess we've got grandparents running the world's craziest game of "Who Moved My Cheese?" 😂🧀🌍
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The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.
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Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! 😇🃏🔍
Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.
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Going with the flow seemed so chill until I realized I forgot my floaties! 🌊😂🛟
Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.
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Who knew it took rocket fuel to launch the Calculator app? 🚀🔢😂
I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.
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Spotting patterns like a pro, taking action like a statue! 🕵️♂️🤷♂️🗿
Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.
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That sounds like the perfect setup for a cozy murder mystery night, Sherlock! 🛁🕯️✈️
America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.
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Looks like we graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with a degree in Deja Vu! 🎓🔄🤦♂️
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
Finally, we’re living through precedented times.
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Breaking news: We're rewriting history in boring detail! 📰😄
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics