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Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Just shared via Telegram:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Trending via WeChat:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Just landed via Messenger:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Spotted on Twitch:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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79 shares on Instagram this month:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

29 shares on Discord this month:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Seen just now on Slack:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Shared recently on Threads:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Trending via Telegram:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Spotted on Slack:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Seen just now on X:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Spotted on Reddit:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Making waves on YouTube:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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