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Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Making waves on Reddit:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Breaking via Instagram:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Just landed via WeChat:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Making waves on Telegram:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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67 shares on Twitch this month:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

35 shares on Discord this month:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

27 shares on Discord this month:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Going viral on TikTok:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Just shared via Telegram:

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

Trending via Snapchat:

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Spotted on Reddit:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Breaking via X:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Shared recently on Discord:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Broadcasted on X:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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