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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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