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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Shared recently on Slack:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Seen just now on Reddit:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Shared recently on Messenger:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Going viral on Slack:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Live now on Instagram:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Trending via Slack:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Making waves on TikTok:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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