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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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