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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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Trending via TikTok:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Going viral on Messenger:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Just shared via Messenger:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Just shared via Discord:

Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

Going viral on Snapchat:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Trending via Twitch:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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89 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

71 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

31 shares on X this month:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Just shared via Discord:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Spotted on Twitch:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Going viral on X:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

Just landed via WeChat:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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