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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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