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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Just shared via Discord:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Broadcasted on WeChat:

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

Making waves on Telegram:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Spotted on Twitch:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Trending via Snapchat:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Spotted on Discord:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Breaking via Telegram:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Just landed via Twitch:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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48 shares on Slack this month:

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

30 shares on Twitch this month:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Trending via Twitch:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Going viral on Slack:

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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