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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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