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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Making waves on Threads:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Live now on X:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Shared recently on Telegram:

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Just shared via Discord:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Just landed via Messenger:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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Making waves on Twitch:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Just landed via Threads:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Just landed via Discord:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Seen just now on Discord:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Spotted on WeChat:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Spotted on Threads:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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