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Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Going viral on YouTube:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Just shared via Twitch:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Trending via Reddit:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Shared recently on Telegram:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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36 shares on Slack this month:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

80 shares on Threads this month:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

66 shares on Threads this month:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

97 shares on X this month:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

49 shares on Discord this month:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Making waves on TikTok:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Just shared via X:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Trending via Reddit:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Going viral on WeChat:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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