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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I need money, not feelings.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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Just landed via Slack:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Breaking via Twitch:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Live now on Threads:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Spotted on Discord:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Spotted on X:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Going viral on Facebook:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Spotted on X:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Just shared via Telegram:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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66 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Spotted on X:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Breaking via X:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Going bananas on WeChat:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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