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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Spotted on Twitch:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Making waves on WeChat:

What are cats even trying to do?

Just landed via Slack:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Trending via Slack:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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