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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Going viral on Slack:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Spotted on TikTok:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Just shared via Messenger:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Trending via Discord:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Live now on Facebook:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

Just landed via Instagram:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Just shared via Telegram:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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