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Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Just landed via Slack:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Freshly posted on X:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Trending via Discord:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Live now on Twitch:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Trending via Facebook:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Trending via Snapchat:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Spreading quickly via X:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Trending via Pinterest:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Spotted on Slack:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Spotted on WeChat:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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