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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Reported on WeChat:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Just shared via Pinterest:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Just landed via TikTok:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Going viral on Telegram:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Making waves on Twitch:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Making waves on Threads:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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Share →: I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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Making waves on Instagram:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Reported on Instagram:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Spotted on Messenger:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Trending via Discord:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Going viral on Reddit:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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