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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Just landed via Twitch:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Trending via Twitch:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Going viral on WeChat:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Making waves on Messenger:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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88 shares on Discord this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

64 shares on TikTok this month:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Salary week, but salary weak.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

I overthink, therefore I am.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Just landed via X:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Just landed via Twitch:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Just landed via Instagram:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Just shared via X:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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