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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Just shared via Snapchat:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Just shared via Instagram:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Just shared via Messenger:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Breaking via Snapchat:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Going viral on Messenger:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Going bananas on Threads:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

77 shares on X this month:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

52 shares on Discord this month:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

84 shares on Discord this month:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Live now on Reddit:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Live now on Discord:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Just landed via TikTok:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Spreading quickly via X:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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