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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Spotted on YouTube:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Making waves on Facebook:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Just shared via Telegram:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Making waves on Twitch:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Seen just now on X:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Making waves on WeChat:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Going viral on Instagram:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Just landed via X:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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