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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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