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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Breaking via Twitch:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Salt is just angry sugar.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Going viral on YouTube:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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82 shares on X this month:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

17 shares on Threads this month:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

46 shares on X this month:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

40 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Just landed via Reddit:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Going viral on TikTok:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Trending via WhatsApp:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Just landed via Messenger:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Spotted on TikTok:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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Funny melting heart quotes

New funny melting heart quotes 👇

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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