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Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Live now on Reddit:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Going viral on WeChat:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Making waves on Instagram:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Just landed via Twitch:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Freshly posted on Discord:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Just shared via Snapchat:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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75 shares on Telegram this month:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

57 shares on X this month:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Just shared via Facebook:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Going viral on TikTok:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Seen just now on X:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Trending via Snapchat:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Just shared via Twitch:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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