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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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