I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once. Commentary:The suspense is real—my metabolism thinks it's on a rollercoaster of carbs and confusions! 🎢🍕🍩🤔
Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety. Commentary:"Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? 😅⏱️ #Priorities"
