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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Spotted on Slack:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Just landed via Telegram:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Spotted on Pinterest:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Shared recently on Threads:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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