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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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Live now on Snapchat:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Making waves on Discord:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Spreading quickly via X:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Going bananas on Instagram:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Just landed via Instagram:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

89 shares on Discord this month:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

95 shares on Slack this month:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

49 shares on Facebook this month:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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Going viral on Facebook:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Making waves on X:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Live now on Messenger:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Trending via Snapchat:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Just shared via Facebook:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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