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Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Making waves on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Trending via Slack:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Spotted on WeChat:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Broadcasted on X:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Making waves on WeChat:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Going viral on Threads:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Spotted on Reddit:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

He took my last fry, your honor.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

Live now on Instagram:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Making waves on YouTube:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Just landed via X:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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