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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Just landed via Pinterest:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Just landed via Slack:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Spotted on Slack:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Just shared via X:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Live now on Telegram:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Spotted on Messenger:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Share →: Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Commentary:
"Is it possible to file a complaint with the calendar committee? 🤔 This week needs a serious quality check! 📅🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Commentary:
"Person: *showering me with compliments* Me: Hold on, let me just sprinkle a little reality on this 🌧️💁‍♂️ #HumbleBragging"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of looking adult-like but feeling the urge to buy candy like a kid 🍭😂 Who knew age could be such a sneaky little trickster! Stay young at heart, my friend! 💫"

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Just shared via Reddit:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Reported on Discord:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Making waves on Messenger:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Shared recently on Threads:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Just shared via TikTok:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Just shared via YouTube:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Just shared via TikTok:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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