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Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Just shared via Discord:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Trending via Discord:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Seen just now on X:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Going viral on Threads:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Going viral on Telegram:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Making waves on Threads:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Shared recently on Telegram:

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Going viral on WeChat:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

Broadcasted on Threads:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

78 shares on TikTok this month:

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

33 shares on Telegram this month:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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My default setting is sexual energy.

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Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Just landed via WeChat:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Going viral on WeChat:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Making waves on Reddit:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Trending via Discord:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

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