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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Making waves on Pinterest:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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