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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Trending via WeChat:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Reported on TikTok:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Share →: When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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When you attempt to downplay your achievement with a humble shrug, but they are on board with the lack of a big deal vibe 🤷‍♂️👏 Just call it a casual flex and carry on!
6 months ago
Share →: Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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"Remember, no matter how cool you think you are, someone out there still sees you as the office weirdo 🤪 Embrace your quirks and keep that humility in check! 😆👔 #JustAnotherWeirdColleague"
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Share →: Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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"Knowledge is like underwear – it's best kept close, appreciated for its value, and not required to be flaunted in public! 🧠🩲 #SmartandClassy"

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Live now on Discord:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Going viral on TikTok:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Trending via Twitch:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Making waves on Instagram:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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