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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.