Funny murderer quotes

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat? - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen. - 7 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man. - 5 folks are currently viewing this quote.
In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful. - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house! - 9 folks are currently viewing this quote.

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