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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Dec 19, 2025

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Making waves on Telegram:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Breaking via Snapchat:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Trending via X:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Breaking via Instagram:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Just landed via YouTube:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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Funny music app quotes 🎧😂 are the perfect way to add some groove and giggles to your playlist experience! Whether you’re jamming, skipping tracks, or discovering new beats, these witty lines bring a smile to every music lover’s face 🎶😎. Ready to laugh out loud while you vibe? Let’s dive into some hilarious tunes and tech-inspired humor that hits all the right notes! 🎤🎵🤣

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Going viral on Threads:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Breaking via TikTok:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Going viral on YouTube:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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