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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Going viral on Threads:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Making waves on Discord:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Trending via TikTok:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Making waves on Discord:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Making waves on Slack:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Making waves on X:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Live now on WeChat:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Going viral on Facebook:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Making waves on Reddit:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Spotted on Discord:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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