Funny nitro quotes

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.