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Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Spotted on YouTube:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Just shared via Telegram:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Going viral on Facebook:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Spotted on Instagram:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Spotted on TikTok:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Just landed via Discord:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Just landed via Messenger:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

21 shares on Slack this month:

For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,271

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

My default setting is sexual energy.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Just landed via Instagram:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Seen just now on X:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Live now on Telegram:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Live now on Reddit:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Spotted on YouTube:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Broadcasted on X:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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