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  • When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

    Commentary:
    🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts

  • Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wo...

    Commentary:
    Chuck Norris doesn’t make fires, fires make Chuck Norris 🔥🔥💪#ChuckNorrisFacts

  • Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

    Commentary:
    “Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot 🚶🚗 Who needs a car when you’re a legend like Chuck?”

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