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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Just shared via TikTok:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Going viral on X:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Live now on Pinterest:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Spotted on YouTube:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Shared recently on Twitch:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

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