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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Going viral on WeChat:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Breaking via Telegram:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Just shared via Instagram:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Seen just now on Messenger:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Live now on Reddit:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Just landed via Instagram:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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Going viral on Twitch:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Just landed via Slack:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Seen just now on Discord:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Making waves on Twitch:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Just landed via Slack:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Spotted on Messenger:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Spotted on Reddit:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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