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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Seen just now on Threads:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Making waves on Instagram:

My life is based on a true story.

Spotted on X:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Live now on Slack:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Making waves on Instagram:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Going viral on TikTok:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Trending via Slack:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

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