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Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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Trending via Reddit:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Seen just now on Threads:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Shared recently on Slack:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Making waves on Threads:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Just landed via Reddit:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Just shared via TikTok:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Making waves on Twitch:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Broadcasted on X:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Making waves on YouTube:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Spotted on WeChat:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Breaking via YouTube:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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