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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Just shared via Threads:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Making waves on X:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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