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Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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Going viral on Discord:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Reported on Telegram:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Just landed via Threads:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Making waves on Messenger:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Live now on X:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Seen just now on Slack:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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Share →: The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Just shared via Instagram:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Just landed via Slack:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Live now on X:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Going viral on Threads:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Just landed via Discord:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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