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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

99 shares on Threads this month:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Japanese Latina catgirl be like ña.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Alexa, mute my children.

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You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Spotted on WeChat:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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