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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Just landed via YouTube:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Just landed via Threads:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Seen just now on X:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Breaking via Instagram:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Just shared via TikTok:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Going viral on Messenger:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Spotted on Twitch:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Breaking via TikTok:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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